When I write 2k? Anarchy.

When I write 12k? So much love it's ridiculous.

If you've missed the wank, you are more than welcome to come read my story at takingitinturns. Found here: http://community.livejournal.com/takingitinturns/6914.html#cutid1

JUST FOR THE RECORD: I have never made any, ANY accusations about who the anon individual was. Please, DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH. I have never, had any personal interaction with deadwoodpecker until now and have not been privy to details of any other personal interaction she has had with friends of mine or any previous wank or WHATEVER. *facepalm*

BUT CAUTION because my writing might actually make you angry and make you leave anon comments about how much my writing BLOWS and is actually fecal matter. Just a warning.

TRY TO REFRAIN: from attacking the anon personally. If you have something to say, be nice to them. If you're mean, you're letting them win. Okay? Do it for me.

My OTP has kicked me out. Lol. That's okay. I'll be interested in seeing what people think of my hp_spring_fling...

In other news... I was going to start my rarities but it's a very unfamiliar pairing and I'm going to wait until my confidence comes back a little stronger. Not that the anon has truly gotten me but I think that maybe I just don't fit in the with the het!world anymore. Which has been something I've realized more and more. I'm just a big queer and I like to be pervy and cracky and I offend people, which I'm fine with. Oh and I'll post pictures of my new and improved, dyke hair cut.

Anyone out there on the flist that has experience writing longish Snape? Cause I might need some help with brain storming. Bah.


RANDOM:
Okay, in hogwartsishome we get sorted into house and when we sort other people we get to live "Signature tags". LAUGH AWAY BECAUSE OMG THESE TAGS ARE SO MUCH MADE OF WIN:



and

So everybodies drabbles are DONE! Here they all are. They are all relatively NC-17 or R. I hope everyone enjoyed it.

For _starcrossed_: ( Teddy/James )



For coonassblondie:
( Hermione/Sirius )



For madeyemax:
( Neville/Snape )



For ozma_katiebell:
( Charlie/Pavarti )

 OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGMOMGOMGOMMG

Look at the Art Andy (thanfiction) drew for me. I mean, he's out done himself. This is nothing like his work before and I LOVE IT. I WORSHIP IT. OMG Look at the hands! Look at teh MOONYBELLY!! Look at the LIPS! JUST LOOK! OMGOMGOMGOMG. 

I can not squee hard enough. It's fucking BEAUITFUL!!! 

Keep clicking it and it gets bigger and bigger and bigger and you can look at everything in all the prettyness.

I have accomplished several things today.

Be jealous.

1. Beta'd a fic for redshoeson
2. Beta'd a fic for luvscharlie
3. Got my hallowedmoments fic back from Shannon and is now SQUEEING over it and can not wait for posting to start on the 21st. You guess should definitely put it on your flist to read. There are going to be some really great stories turning up.
4. I completely FIVE entries in _starcrossed_ gift journal.
5. Posted my rs_games fics from round one, on remusxsirius.
6. Watched an insane amount of Jens Voigt videos.
7. Completely several memes (see later in this insanely long post).
8. Squeed and unhealthy amount about the fic madeyemax and I have sent to the beta. Oh yes. Once you read it, you will realize how amazing it is. Not that I'm tooting my own horn or anything. madeyemax wrote most of it anyway.
9. Thought about writing cracktastic fic on either A) cyclists or B) creating a crack!ficathon
10. Got new icons. Muhahaha. *needs more icons*

How was everyone's weekend?

I got plastered Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. Thursday night was pretty unexciting. Friday I met a boy and then groped/snogged with him in front of my friends house for like an hour. He's kind of a creeper but he may be nice. We'll see. I haven't been sending the best signals towards him. Woops. I did get wounded in my stupor. Last night, I partied with rich bitches, ahd several (drunken) conversations with the cops, frolicked away from the cops, slept with Steve and then managed to fuck up my shin pretty badly. Bah. Mostly, a very successfuly weekend. Full of debauchery, smex, tequila, vodka and beer. The new MicUltra with raspberry pomagrante is yummy for people who don't like light beer (me), but don't want to drink a million darker beers.

Some final offerings and bids over at livelongnmarry. My offer is HERE. Go bid or pimp the bid.

weasley_fest and percyficathon both had lovely posts this weekend. And the second round of posting started at rs_games.

Recs under the cut- ( Read more... )

And now I will complete memes!!

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Well, now that I've wasted my time and yours...

HAPPY MONDAY! And good luck to Jens Voigt and the boys on the mountains tomorrow, it's going to be tough but I believe in you *squeezes her cyclists*.

 If there was a more depressing amount of movie watching as there was in the last six hours, I have yet to know.

Atonement then Becoming Jane.

Pros: James McAvoy, Englishness, love, Maggie Smith, Julie Walters, did I mention James McAvoy?
Cons: Knowing I will end up rather lonely in Ireland with lots of sheep and dogs

Bah. "I'm singing now because my tear ducts are too tired, my mind is disconnected but my heart is wired."

And the extras... "And he has a lovely green coat. Any girl would go for a lovely green coat like that." - James Cromwell on James McAvoy's costume and general hotness.

Oh well. I'm off to pummel my Percy fic and try and get rid of this Remus/Sirius plot bunny that is EATING MY BRAIN. 

I do hope everyone is doing really well. 

I NEED A JOB. 

I've updated my webpage.

Finished my Summersmut and Weasley_fest and sent them in.
Taken on a Weasley_fest pinch hit.
Finished my rarepair drabble, just haven't posted it.
Started my Hallowedmoments,thought about my pinch hit, pondered my femmgenathon.

And finished my R/S AU... just haven't send it in yet... yeah. 

ACCOMPLISHED>> Yeppers.

I'm also putting together a rec list on my website. It's going to be epic... I feel like it's just going to be fucking amazing. 

So I'm going to be looking for you favorite fics. Yesyes. I'm working on my R/S one and then I'll move on from there.

On another note... I'm in love with Bob Dylan. I wish I could just quit life and listen/sing to Dylan for the rest of the time I breathed.

Guh. "It ain't me babe, nah nah nah, it ain't me babe... it ain't me you're lookin' for babe."

I hope everyone is having a great weekend.  

Dear Remixer,
I do hope you enjoy my work. I've never done this before, but I'm very excited to see what you do with what little fic I have. I'm know the mods passed on my three works that i haven't been able to post publically yet. The Teddy/James was has been my recent favorite and I really am proud of my Luna. But other than that, I'm new to fanfiction. I've only been writing for about two years but I've been reading since before Harry Potter, I had a bit of an X-files obsession. Anyway, I'm not entirely sure what's supposed to go in here but I'll tell you a little about myself.

Random facts: I'm half japanese, I'm pansexual, I want to be a forensic pathologist and intern at the coroner's office during the summer, I write auto-biographical poetry/prose (also on my website), I'm very religious (Loud Child is what my church at home called me because I have a black women's voice in a white girl's body), I have an unnaturally obsession with hands, I dress differently and randomly, I have a huge ass, I have a deep love for cheap vodka and cheaper whiskey, I love peaches and dogs, I listen to all kinds of music but I love gospel, Joni Mitchell, good R&B/Rap, Bright Eyes and various indie artists and I grew up in the hood.

The pairings I support are on my webpage just incase you'd like to add pairings to whatever time-period you choose to write in. I have a hardcore kink for dirty talk, masturbation, rimming, double penetration, hands/wrists, Hogwarts, plot, epic stories, fight!sex, club!sex, tattoos, clove cigarettes, sexual tension, quidditch, voyeurism, dildos, lots of foreplay, cursing (especially in other languages), laughter, delayed orgasm and begging, semi or public sex, bottom on top and age differences as well as Weasley's (especially when the Weasley boys like to play with eachother). I don't like non-canon, death OOC and second person.

I'm involved in weasley_fest, hp_springsmut, hp_rarities and rs_games. I never write unless I'm in a fest.

So anyway. I hope that helps! I know it's not very important at all but it is what it is. I know I like to know a lot about the people I'm writing for just so that I can give them exactly what they want and then maybe we can be friends afterwards, you can never enough allies. Happy writing.And really, thank you in advance. Whatever you do will probably leave me happy.

-Emily