Want a personalized porn drabble?

In need of some porn? 

Well, I have so much on my plate that I'm going through some minor writers block. 

To fix this:

Comment with a pairing and one or more prompts and I will write a drabble for you. The more creative the prompts the better, espeically if they are a bit unusual. I'm trying to expand my imagination a bit, especially with p0rn. I won't put a limit on how many, it's not like I friend a lot of people in the first place. 

Happy Friday flist.